Total Medals Earned: 7 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Kill a helish microwave
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!
